Skill Booster Gifts

'I'm working because I've been upgraded. He never upgraded so he's out of work.'

"I was just going to say, 'Well, I don't make the rules.' But, of course, I do make the rules."

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

"Bob doesn't do well in job interviews, so he hired me. I'm a professional actor who specializes in these situations."

'I'm not in shock, my eyebrows are just receding with my hairline.'

Jumping cheerleaders

Congratulations on the new you!

'Trouble is they always forget to return them...'

"So what makes you think you're the man for the job?"

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

"Viola player coming through!"

Cheerleaders

Zumba

Thanks to therapy, Bob no longer felt like a nobody. He felt like an anybody.

"Unfortunately the first thing they cut was the stationery budget..."

How Optimism Works

'But do you realize what this report cart will do to my self-esteem?'

When you're wearing your big girl pants...You Can Take On The World!

'Any recommendations besides these report cards saying you work well with others?'

Don't Take No For an Answer

"You can do it!"

Keys to Success: Focus, Alertness, Concentration...

"It's all the rage at court but I doubt it will catch on. He calls it power posing. . .!"

"So let's all remember... 'Believe in yourself' and others will believe in you!"

"How learning curves feel... Before: Holy hell During: I'm not gonna make it! After: That wasn't so bad! The next time: Again?!!"

"I guess exercise will make me feel more energetic, but I feel like I'm wasting all my energy exercising!"

Bald man with a brush on his head

"Don’t worry. You’re looking at the Frederick H. Tuttle Middle School long-jump champion."

'Why is it you never sign up for any trainings?'

Doctor with pump: 'Hold on a second while I inflate his ego.'

Fishing Contest