Skill Booster Prints

'I'm working because I've been upgraded. He never upgraded so he's out of work.'

"I was just going to say, 'Well, I don't make the rules.' But, of course, I do make the rules."

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

"Bob doesn't do well in job interviews, so he hired me. I'm a professional actor who specializes in these situations."

'I'm not in shock, my eyebrows are just receding with my hairline.'

'Trouble is they always forget to return them...'

Jumping cheerleaders

"So what makes you think you're the man for the job?"

Congratulations on the new you!

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

"Viola player coming through!"

Cheerleaders

Thanks to therapy, Bob no longer felt like a nobody. He felt like an anybody.

Zumba

"Unfortunately the first thing they cut was the stationery budget..."

How Optimism Works

'But do you realize what this report cart will do to my self-esteem?'

'Any recommendations besides these report cards saying you work well with others?'

'Self-esteem class seems to help you.' 'That and mega doses of Prozac!'

"You can do it!"

Don't Take No For an Answer

When you're wearing your big girl pants...You Can Take On The World!

Keys to Success: Focus, Alertness, Concentration...

"So let's all remember... 'Believe in yourself' and others will believe in you!"

"It's all the rage at court but I doubt it will catch on. He calls it power posing. . .!"

Fishing Contest

'Why is it you never sign up for any trainings?'

"How learning curves feel... Before: Holy hell During: I'm not gonna make it! After: That wasn't so bad! The next time: Again?!!"

Bald man with a brush on his head

"I guess exercise will make me feel more energetic, but I feel like I'm wasting all my energy exercising!"

"Don’t worry. You’re looking at the Frederick H. Tuttle Middle School long-jump champion."