Voice Booster Mugs

"I think I'd be better at leading if I could yell louder."

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

WiFi Signals

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

Songbird.

'Why am I such a grouch? Why don't I smile more?'

'I'm working because I've been upgraded. He never upgraded so he's out of work.'

"I can't talk louder, I'm a little horse."

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

How Optimism Works

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

Tenors

"Goodnight, Dan, you handsome devil!"

"Fill'er up with testosterone."

'I'm a voice over artist.'

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

An opera singer

Shipwrecked Ventriloquist.

'Some people say they're ego-compensation, but what do they know.'

"Great set of pipes!"

Personal Cheerleader.

'No more appointments today, Miss Mitchell. I'm all psyched out.'

100% Bombast-Filled Parka

"Sopranos", "Tenors", "Basses"

"It took years of vocal training, but I now have a vocal range from squeaky right down to tenor..."

The Corus.

'Way to go! You too, way to go!' It was true. They both had a way to go.

"Whoa, too much information!"