Voice Amplifiers Mugs

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

"I love it when you use your 'All Things Considered' voice."

"If you insist on doing all the voices, Dad. Don't you think father bear should have a deeper voice than Goldilocks?"

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

'We're out of earshot now, so you can drop the phoney, Oxbridge accent.'

"It is now that moment when a close family member tries to speak of the deceased without choking up."

Plum jam...

"Siri meets Alexa" "What can I help you with?" "I'm sorry, I can't answer that."

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

"I can't talk louder, I'm a little horse."

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

It's more than a mike!

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

"Alexa...order my shopping!"

"Being heard got me where I am today."

''Big Society'...paradigm shift blah! Blah! Community spirit, neighbourhood cohesion, blah! Blah! Social inputs, perceptual platforms blah! Blah!'

'I want to thank my biological and surrogate Mother, my two Dads.. .'

"Whoa, too much information!"

'Franklin, you need to put more life into your presentations.'

Prompter malfunction. You're on your own.

Teacher complaning he can't understand pupil in his course on 'Voice projection and pronunciation'

"Who ever told you you could sing?"

Well spoken man.

"I think I'd be better at leading if I could yell louder."

Natalie Merchant

A silenced protester

'I've lost my voice...'

'Hoarse play.'

Throw-Your-Voice Mail.

"What she said - but louder, and with more authority."