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The Daily Me

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

"I love it when you use your 'All Things Considered' voice."

"If you insist on doing all the voices, Dad. Don't you think father bear should have a deeper voice than Goldilocks?"

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

'We're out of earshot now, so you can drop the phoney, Oxbridge accent.'

"It is now that moment when a close family member tries to speak of the deceased without choking up."

Plum jam...

"Siri meets Alexa" "What can I help you with?" "I'm sorry, I can't answer that."

"I can't talk louder, I'm a little horse."

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

'Of course we've got Marshall amps Jim! Only the best up here.'

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

It's more than a mike!

"Alexa...order my shopping!"

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

"Being heard got me where I am today."

''Big Society'...paradigm shift blah! Blah! Community spirit, neighbourhood cohesion, blah! Blah! Social inputs, perceptual platforms blah! Blah!'

'I want to thank my biological and surrogate Mother, my two Dads.. .'

"Whoa, too much information!"

Computers. Tablets. Laptops. The model is entirely voice-activated. I've always wanted to tell a computer "off."

'Franklin, you need to put more life into your presentations.'

"I probably deserved a twenty year sentence, but did he have to do it in a Donald Duck voice?"

Prompter malfunction. You're on your own.

Teacher complaning he can't understand pupil in his course on 'Voice projection and pronunciation'

Natalie Merchant

A silenced protester

'I've lost my voice...'

Throw-Your-Voice Mail.

Women pro tennis players having a conversation

"I think I'd be better at leading if I could yell louder."

'Hoarse play.'

Well spoken man.

"Who ever told you you could sing?"