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"What she said - but louder, and with more authority."

Protester

'Just the job for you, my love.'

Small media against information monopolies

A silenced protester

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

"I love it when you use your 'All Things Considered' voice."

"If you insist on doing all the voices, Dad. Don't you think father bear should have a deeper voice than Goldilocks?"

'We're out of earshot now, so you can drop the phoney, Oxbridge accent.'

"Larry, what's the weather forecast?" "Let me ask you something. Did you make waffles this morning? Because someone had maple syrup on their hands, and I seem to recall a hand moving me... a pretty, pretty, pretty sticky hand..."

"Siri meets Alexa" "What can I help you with?" "I'm sorry, I can't answer that."

'Of course we've got Marshall amps Jim! Only the best up here.'

"I can't talk louder, I'm a little horse."

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

It's more than a mike!

"It's not so much the chewing that offends me, it's the mocking of our voices."

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

"Alexa...order my shopping!"

"Being heard got me where I am today."

Computers. Tablets. Laptops. The model is entirely voice-activated. I've always wanted to tell a computer "off."

"Whoa, too much information!"

Teacher complaning he can't understand pupil in his course on 'Voice projection and pronunciation'

Throw-Your-Voice Mail.

"Who ever told you you could sing?"

"I think I'd be better at leading if I could yell louder."

Natalie Merchant

Women pro tennis players having a conversation

'Hoarse play.'

'I do great voice-overs.'

Parroting

'Mom, Dad. . . this is Tiffany. She does scream-overs for ***** movies.'

"...Henry feels his telephone answering machine message lacks dynamic projection."