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"I love it when you use your 'All Things Considered' voice."

You are my sunshine!

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

'So it's with a heavy heart that I leave you good people of St. Paul's and accept the calling to be minister at the Sunnydell Nudist Colony...'

Cygnets from Swan Lake

Moby Dick

"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

Man has thrown his computer aside and is writing on a typewriter.

Shhh – I'm taking a virtual nap.

Bette Midler

Mexican Serenade.

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

Pussycat says to Owl: 'This is rubbish, can we PLEASE do Ibiza next year?'

'Just one criticism of you review of last night's opening play - you omitted to mention that the theatre burnt down while you were supposed to be there!'

'Congratulations - you're the first victim of recombinant DNA.'

"Be careful sir...it's a mimefield..."

'Honey, it's me! If you want to marry me, please press 1!'

Elvis fans

Man sends musical notes to woman weeping hearts,

"What if I tried again with an English accent?"

"And, of course, I want to thank all the little people!"

Flower Duet

Nutcracker

"Well, I admire your resilience."

'Quaint Ye Olde Diner,' with a sign 'Mom's home cooked meal, $3.50, Colloquial Native Chatter $1.00 extra.'

I have to wear these because I saw my eye doctor this morning. What's your excuse? Excuse? I've got the best excuse in the world: I dig Roy Orbison!

Tribal man drumming a message read by an Englishman"...and finally, Middlesex are 120 for 3..."

20 years as Stamp Club Chaorman and they send my retirement card by E-MAIL.

Christopher Fry.

Trilby - 'Svengali! . . . Svengali! . . . Svengali! . . .'

"I notice the Apaches are using a new font."

Ernie, will you please stop saying I'm "off my rocker" every time I switch back to the acoustic guitar.

Little Jimmy Harmon: first to amplify the sparerib

"Sssay, you're a real charmer!"