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'Of course we've got Marshall amps Jim! Only the best up here.'

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

Boy serenading a girl with a large amplifiers and speakers.

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

"You are aware that we try to make money here, yes?"

Plum jam...

"He'll never win this negotiation. He's saddled with numbers...but we have anecdotes."

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

"Does it ever cross your mind that we make a lot of money because no one else wants to do what we do?"

'Now think, Harris, what did you do different on that day?'

"Being heard got me where I am today."

2 Ohm and 4 Ohm Amps,

Musician plugged into amp.

Musician feedback card

To scare the pants off of kids who threw snowballs at his car, Ray outfitted it with exploding fake body panels.

Renaissance mandolinist/lutist plugged into many amplifiers.

'May I use the amplifier tonight, Dad?'

I'm sorry sir, store rules. No 'Stairway to Heaven'.

"Souls are a dime a dozen. The best I can give you is ten free dance lessons."

'Your Dad phoned earlier and told me that this is how he wanted it fixed.'

'Would you like to see my sales presentation from where you're sitting? Or would you feel more comfortable in a head lock?'

Unglamourous job, but with massive rewards. How about the city?

"This next piece is an intimate number I'd like to share with you one-on-one."

'Have you seen my amplifier.'

London underground talks continued

Falling Rock

A silenced protester

"Gah! Too many people!"

Little Jimmy Harmon: first to amplify the sparerib

David Roy Eldridge

"What she said - but louder, and with more authority."

'I liked it better when congress at least pretended to care what we think.'

"After this I'll just need you to remove the watermark from your soul."