Amplifier Collector T-Shirts

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Jazz is Invented

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.

'It's a farton, fartoff lamp!'

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Six jazz instruments.

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

"Sure, it's a break you can live with... but screw one more socket and you're toast!"

Playing cards.

"We were having a great conversation and then someone clapped."

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.

"I'm glad I don't have to put gas in it. the downside is that it takes a lot of time to put 3,000 AA batteries in it."

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

'Sorry...I don't deal with lease issues.'

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

"I love the popping sounds on old vinyl LPs..."

'Well, sure, two pair is nice but nothing beats five singles!'

Man with candle in thought bubble, "Ideas before Edison"

"...as the devices were nestled on their chargers with care,..."

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."

"I wonder what this was for."

"I've got a chip implant, so if I stray from the neighborhood, I'm a chip off the old block."

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

Moses comes down the mountain with the first silicon chip.