Fire Safety Aficionados Prints

"Where's the Viagra?!" "Where's the fire escape?!"

'I hear Oog gave up inventing.'

'Even down here we never lose our sense of humor!'

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Sitting Up'

Noah's life jacket demonstration

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

'Mind how you cross the ocean.'

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

The Dangers of National Safety Week.

Monster Clown

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

'He refused to climb the ladder without a safety net.'

They discover fire and we spend all day cooking!

Rusk Assessment Form

"The blaze has taken hold on the eight floor Chief. The C.E.O., V.P. and C.O.O. are trapped in the boardroom!!"

The man who discovered smoke

Airplane Seatbelts

'OK, what's the first thing we need to capture in our Job Safety Analysis?' 'Don't tick off TINY!'

Work Safety - Chemicals.

Watch Your Step

'... And as soon as it's discovered, don't play with fire!'

Smokey Bear crying because of deliberately started forest fires

Deer Crossing.

'Welcome to crash-test flight 000.Please take your seat.'

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter

'With all those presents Santa carries, do you think he packs heat? . . . And maybe he's not really fat, but he's wearing a kevlar vest.'

'I did give your brother a job - he's keeping an eye out for forest fires.'

Firemen trying to rescue a monk from a burning monastery

"Hurry up and make a wish. Your cake's in there."

"Let's pick up our cars now, 'kay Puddin'?"

'Here - The Royal Safety Council said you have to wear this.'