Fire Safety Aficionados Prints

"Where's the Viagra?!" "Where's the fire escape?!"

'I hear Oog gave up inventing.'

'Even down here we never lose our sense of humor!'

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Sitting Up'

Noah's life jacket demonstration

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

'Mind how you cross the ocean.'

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

Monster Clown

The Dangers of National Safety Week.

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

'He refused to climb the ladder without a safety net.'

The man who discovered smoke

Rusk Assessment Form

"The blaze has taken hold on the eight floor Chief. The C.E.O., V.P. and C.O.O. are trapped in the boardroom!!"

Airplane Seatbelts

'OK, what's the first thing we need to capture in our Job Safety Analysis?' 'Don't tick off TINY!'

Work Safety - Chemicals.

'... And as soon as it's discovered, don't play with fire!'

Watch Your Step

Smokey Bear crying because of deliberately started forest fires

'Welcome to crash-test flight 000.Please take your seat.'

Deer Crossing.

"Hurry up and make a wish. Your cake's in there."

Firemen trying to rescue a monk from a burning monastery

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter

'I did give your brother a job - he's keeping an eye out for forest fires.'

'Here - The Royal Safety Council said you have to wear this.'

"Better safe than sorry, son."

"My home insurance has dropped since I had it installed."

I tried insuring my house over the phone but they insisted on seeing it. It was on fire at the time...