Ball Pit Enthusiast Prints

Ball pit

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

Vendor selling testosterone.

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

"Think of me as the designated sitter."

"Are there any here today who feel this union is not in the best interests of baseball?"

I love Basketball.

"Try letting the ball come to you."

Baseball.

"At first I was concerned about the Earth opening up. But I was going to build a fire pit, so it actually saved me a lot of time."

'The meat of their order is coming up.'

Basketball Tourney. Ernie, you're crushing everybody in the office basketball pool! You've picked the winner of every game so far! It's amazing because you don't know a thing about basketball. For you, picking the winner of every tournament game is like correctly guessing a coin flip sixty seven times in a row! No, I have a system! It seems everybody has an opinion about the tourney so I listened to what my investment advisor thought about the teams. And with his record of picking winners

"Easy on the fast balls, will you, kid?"

"This is great. I've been playing miniature golf so often I almost forgot what regular-sized golf is like."

A Masked Ball

'The manager takes the pitcher out of the game'

'I committed the sin of pride. I've been gloating over how our church baseball team waxed yours.'

Balk? Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk!

Clinic. Let's see … Have there been any injuries, digestive disorders or malpractice suits today? Nope - No hits, no runs, no errors.

Ahhh, spring baseball.

"I hope this thing doesn't spiral out of control."

"This time I'm really, really going to throw it."

"I'll be on the porch, pushing ninety."

'No glove. No hat. No shoes. ... I'm sorry, Andy, but I'm bringing in a new pitcher. You just don't have your stuff today.'

Jimmy Anderson

'Nice level swing, Billy. Just meet the ball. Don't try to kill it, Billy.'

"Sure, I'm a fan but I don't think I'm rabid."

'Yo, Danny! The pitcher's complaining about the crowd noise. Turn it down!'

'Yes, Haffner appears to be tiring...'

'Watch out for the hidden ball trick.'

375. You'd think so, but "I've got it!" doesn't really count as a catchphrase.

"This better be important."

Baseball Rules Conference. The actions of this runner are prohibited by the current rules. Next slide, please.