Fire Pit Enthusiasts Prints

"At first I was concerned about the Earth opening up. But I was going to build a fire pit, so it actually saved me a lot of time."

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

The man who discovered smoke

"The blaze has taken hold on the eight floor Chief. The C.E.O., V.P. and C.O.O. are trapped in the boardroom!!"

"and when they woke up, the kids discovered that the house had just one 19", black & white TV that only got... 3 channels."

Ball pit

Scotland Yard - coal heavers singing in a public house

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter

The sound of a crackling fire licking at seasoned logs...

'Look, fire is fire - Why try to develop theories about it?'

I tried insuring my house over the phone but they insisted on seeing it. It was on fire at the time...

'You know, dad...a campfire is nature's TV, but with only one channel.'

"If our heating bill goes up because of this, I'm blaming you."

'It freaks me out that you're keeping your dead mum preserved in Formalin on the mantelpiece!'

Studying Fire Behavior

Dog with chew toy.

Smiley

"I'm thinking that I may move hell to the west coast of the United States. There's more fire there."

Collecting logs

"The heat of the flames on my feet makes me feel thankful my feet aren't on fire."

Collecting wood for the fire.

Smoking Section

'Fred insists on giving something up for Lent!'

"Since he discovered fire, he's done nothing but binge-watch."

The Winter Chimney Cleaner

“The children claimed to love nature, even as they warmed themselves by roasting the dismembered limbs of the tree’s mother.”

Curl up in front of a roaring fire tonight.

'And best of all, it kills germs that cause bad breath!'

"It's a nonworking fireplace, but Ursula loves to fantasize."

Beginning fires for the winter - Something wrong with the chimney.