Bonfire Enthusiasts Prints

'Fred insists on giving something up for Lent!'

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

"Oh Wow! Shooting star!"

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

"At first I was concerned about the Earth opening up. But I was going to build a fire pit, so it actually saved me a lot of time."

Sparkler

"Who wants to help me with the fireworks this year?"

Let's make a bonfire of our troubles.

"Cool bonfire app, man."

"and when they woke up, the kids discovered that the house had just one 19", black & white TV that only got... 3 channels."

Bonfire

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter

Bath Bonfire

'I am prosecuting you for a breach of article 5 of the explosives act, storing black powder in a dangerous manor on unlicensed premises.'

Sparklers

"Put him back and go and make your own guy!"

'Top floor, please.'

'I was on my way to see why so many people were gathered in the park when the fireworks started...'

"And, of course all our rockets come with a three second warranty."

"Since we're off the grid, Madge does the cooking over a bonfire."

A surprised man drives a car with his fireworks exploding.

"I'm thinking that I may move hell to the west coast of the United States. There's more fire there."

Studying Fire Behavior

"If our heating bill goes up because of this, I'm blaming you."

'Guy, is that you?'

'I foresee a long, smoldering future together for us Miss Wheel, or may I call you Catherine?'

"Ha!...I'd like to see the Jones' trying to beat our display this year!"

'Excuse me, could I borrow a light?'

"The heat of the flames on my feet makes me feel thankful my feet aren't on fire."

'Guy Fawkes and trick or treat - two for the price of one for one night only - please give generously.'

Some make better deals than others.