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'Fred insists on giving something up for Lent!'

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

"Oh Wow! Shooting star!"

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

Sparkler

"At first I was concerned about the Earth opening up. But I was going to build a fire pit, so it actually saved me a lot of time."

They discover fire and we spend all day cooking!

"Who wants to help me with the fireworks this year?"

Let's make a bonfire of our troubles.

"Cool bonfire app, man."

"and when they woke up, the kids discovered that the house had just one 19", black & white TV that only got... 3 channels."

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter

'I am prosecuting you for a breach of article 5 of the explosives act, storing black powder in a dangerous manor on unlicensed premises.'

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Bath Bonfire

Sparklers

"Put him back and go and make your own guy!"

'I was on my way to see why so many people were gathered in the park when the fireworks started...'

"And, of course all our rockets come with a three second warranty."

"...It's to celebrate winning the world cup in 1966"

'Top floor, please.'

"I'm thinking that I may move hell to the west coast of the United States. There's more fire there."

'Guy, is that you?'

"If our heating bill goes up because of this, I'm blaming you."

Studying Fire Behavior

A surprised man drives a car with his fireworks exploding.

"Since we're off the grid, Madge does the cooking over a bonfire."

'I foresee a long, smoldering future together for us Miss Wheel, or may I call you Catherine?'

"Ha!...I'd like to see the Jones' trying to beat our display this year!"

'Excuse me, could I borrow a light?'

"The heat of the flames on my feet makes me feel thankful my feet aren't on fire."

When Pyromaniacs Buy A Home: 'This is a great starter home.'

Some make better deals than others.