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'I told you not to let the children play with your Tony Blair effigy.'

'A penny? What the devil's THAT?'

'Guy, is that you?'

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

"Oh Wow! Shooting star!"

Sparkler

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

The man who discovered smoke

"Who wants to help me with the fireworks this year?"

Let's make a bonfire of our troubles.

"Cool bonfire app, man."

Bonfire

Bath Bonfire

Sparklers

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter

'I am prosecuting you for a breach of article 5 of the explosives act, storing black powder in a dangerous manor on unlicensed premises.'

"Put him back and go and make your own guy!"

'Look, fire is fire - Why try to develop theories about it?'

"And, of course all our rockets come with a three second warranty."

'I was on my way to see why so many people were gathered in the park when the fireworks started...'

'Top floor, please.'

"Since we're off the grid, Madge does the cooking over a bonfire."

'Sunning ourselves works alright, but nothing beats a good fire to really warm you up...'

A surprised man drives a car with his fireworks exploding.

'I foresee a long, smoldering future together for us Miss Wheel, or may I call you Catherine?'

'Excuse me, could I borrow a light?'

"Ha!...I'd like to see the Jones' trying to beat our display this year!"

"The heat of the flames on my feet makes me feel thankful my feet aren't on fire."

'Well, if you don't like the way I cook it, you shouldn't have discovered fire, should you?!'

'Guy Fawkes and trick or treat - two for the price of one for one night only - please give generously.'

'A PENNY? What the devil's THAT?'

Bonfire B.B.Q. - Knives & Fawkes.

'Don't play with firework(ers).'

Fire break.