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'We now accept chip & pin.'

The annual burning of the winter coats.

Penny for the Guy - Amy Winehouse.

'And everything was going great until the flaming sambucca at the Guy Fawkes party!'

101 uses of a dead cat: bonfire

Bath Bonfire

"Since we're off the grid, Madge does the cooking over a bonfire."

Blatu tries to invent the bonfire

Bonfire

"I love bonfires. Thanks to all the junk mail I get, I have one everyday."

Fire break.

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

Roasting the Moneybox

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

"Oh Wow! Shooting star!"

'And then as the young rat turned around, he realized he was in the junior high, block one dissection class!'

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

Sparkler

Flash Cuisine

Let's make a bonfire of our troubles.

The man who discovered smoke

"Cool bonfire app, man."

Creepy Camp Stories.

"You were right, Louis. . . I was cold before, but now it's warm and toasty."

"Who wants to help me with the fireworks this year?"

'Is the fire included?'

"First camping trip, Billy?"

Sparklers

'For the life of me I can't see how cooking over a fire, bathing under a spigot and sleeping on the ground can be fun!'

Marshmallow Roast

Man around campfire Title: 'Ed is a fisherman who never lies. He tells all his stories sitting up.'