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'I foresee a long, smoldering future together for us Miss Wheel, or may I call you Catherine?'

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

"Oh Wow! Shooting star!"

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

Sparkler

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

"Who wants to help me with the fireworks this year?"

"Cool bonfire app, man."

Let's make a bonfire of our troubles.

'The fire seems to be drawing well.'

'Dude! Did you even check if that cloak had a flame retardant, before you bought it?'

Bonfire

'I am prosecuting you for a breach of article 5 of the explosives act, storing black powder in a dangerous manor on unlicensed premises.'

Bath Bonfire

"Richard P. Ruggles—a man and his mantelpiece."

"Put him back and go and make your own guy!"

Sparklers

"And, of course all our rockets come with a three second warranty."

'I was on my way to see why so many people were gathered in the park when the fireworks started...'

'Get me a match! The pilot light in our competitive fire is out!'

'Top floor, please.'

"Since we're off the grid, Madge does the cooking over a bonfire."

'Guy, is that you?'

A surprised man drives a car with his fireworks exploding.

"Ha!...I'd like to see the Jones' trying to beat our display this year!"

'Excuse me, could I borrow a light?'

'Well, if you don't like the way I cook it, you shouldn't have discovered fire, should you?!'

'Guy Fawkes and trick or treat - two for the price of one for one night only - please give generously.'

'A PENNY? What the devil's THAT?'

'Sorry Darling, I ran out of things to burn.'

Bonfire B.B.Q. - Knives & Fawkes.

Fire break.