Bonfire Night Fanatic Gifts

'I foresee a long, smoldering future together for us Miss Wheel, or may I call you Catherine?'

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

"Oh Wow! Shooting star!"

Sparkler

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

"Who wants to help me with the fireworks this year?"

Let's make a bonfire of our troubles.

Shepherds washed their socks by night.

"Cool bonfire app, man."

'The fire seems to be drawing well.'

'Dude! Did you even check if that cloak had a flame retardant, before you bought it?'

Sparklers

"Richard P. Ruggles—a man and his mantelpiece."

'I am prosecuting you for a breach of article 5 of the explosives act, storing black powder in a dangerous manor on unlicensed premises.'

Bath Bonfire

Bonfire

"Put him back and go and make your own guy!"

'Get me a match! The pilot light in our competitive fire is out!'

'Top floor, please.'

'I was on my way to see why so many people were gathered in the park when the fireworks started...'

"And, of course all our rockets come with a three second warranty."

"...It's to celebrate winning the world cup in 1966"

"Since we're off the grid, Madge does the cooking over a bonfire."

A surprised man drives a car with his fireworks exploding.

'Guy, is that you?'

'Excuse me, could I borrow a light?'

"Ha!...I'd like to see the Jones' trying to beat our display this year!"

'Guy Fawkes and trick or treat - two for the price of one for one night only - please give generously.'

'Well, if you don't like the way I cook it, you shouldn't have discovered fire, should you?!'

Fire break.

"Poor baby! You can come out now... all that nasty banging has stopped!"

Bonfire B.B.Q. - Knives & Fawkes.