Bonfire Night Lover Gifts

'Penny for the guy who invented indoor fireworks'

Sparklers

Good News about winter

Pyjama party

"Got him up at the stadium, Chief. It was Yankee Duck Day."

Sparkler

"I'm just not in an Australian-movie mood, O.K.?"

'That was a great movie! Want to watch another video, dear?'

'Do you want to see a movie tonight?'

"Who wants to help me with the fireworks this year?"

"Cool bonfire app, man."

'I am prosecuting you for a breach of article 5 of the explosives act, storing black powder in a dangerous manor on unlicensed premises.'

Bonfire

"Put him back and go and make your own guy!"

"Shall we have 'Glorious B****rds' next"

Bath Bonfire

'Top floor, please.'

"...It's to celebrate winning the world cup in 1966"

"And, of course all our rockets come with a three second warranty."

'I was on my way to see why so many people were gathered in the park when the fireworks started...'

A surprised man drives a car with his fireworks exploding.

'Sunning ourselves works alright, but nothing beats a good fire to really warm you up...'

'Guy, is that you?'

"Most men have a tankard, but oh no, not you."

'You had me at 'warning'.'

"Since we're off the grid, Madge does the cooking over a bonfire."

"Shouldn't he be lying at the foot of the bed?"

'I foresee a long, smoldering future together for us Miss Wheel, or may I call you Catherine?'

'Excuse me, could I borrow a light?'

"Ha!...I'd like to see the Jones' trying to beat our display this year!"

'Guy Fawkes and trick or treat - two for the price of one for one night only - please give generously.'

'Don't play with firework(ers).'

Bonfire B.B.Q. - Knives & Fawkes.

'I'm not fat, am I?'

"Poor baby! You can come out now... all that nasty banging has stopped!"