Bonfire Fanatics Gifts

"Cool bonfire app, man."

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

"Oh Wow! Shooting star!"

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

Sparkler

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

"Who wants to help me with the fireworks this year?"

Let's make a bonfire of our troubles.

Shepherds washed their socks by night.

'I am prosecuting you for a breach of article 5 of the explosives act, storing black powder in a dangerous manor on unlicensed premises.'

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter

'Dude! Did you even check if that cloak had a flame retardant, before you bought it?'

Sparklers

Bath Bonfire

"Put him back and go and make your own guy!"

Bonfire

'Get me a match! The pilot light in our competitive fire is out!'

'Top floor, please.'

"And, of course all our rockets come with a three second warranty."

"...It's to celebrate winning the world cup in 1966"

'I was on my way to see why so many people were gathered in the park when the fireworks started...'

"Since we're off the grid, Madge does the cooking over a bonfire."

A surprised man drives a car with his fireworks exploding.

'Guy, is that you?'

'I foresee a long, smoldering future together for us Miss Wheel, or may I call you Catherine?'

"Ha!...I'd like to see the Jones' trying to beat our display this year!"

'Excuse me, could I borrow a light?'

'Guy Fawkes and trick or treat - two for the price of one for one night only - please give generously.'

'A PENNY? What the devil's THAT?'

Bonfire B.B.Q. - Knives & Fawkes.

'A penny? What the devil's THAT?'

'Don't play with firework(ers).'

Fire break.