Bonfire Fanatics Gifts

"Cool bonfire app, man."

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

"Oh Wow! Shooting star!"

Sparkler

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

"Who wants to help me with the fireworks this year?"

Let's make a bonfire of our troubles.

Sparklers

Bath Bonfire

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter

Bonfire

'Dude! Did you even check if that cloak had a flame retardant, before you bought it?'

"Put him back and go and make your own guy!"

'I am prosecuting you for a breach of article 5 of the explosives act, storing black powder in a dangerous manor on unlicensed premises.'

'Top floor, please.'

'Get me a match! The pilot light in our competitive fire is out!'

'I was on my way to see why so many people were gathered in the park when the fireworks started...'

"And, of course all our rockets come with a three second warranty."

"Since we're off the grid, Madge does the cooking over a bonfire."

A surprised man drives a car with his fireworks exploding.

'Guy, is that you?'

'I foresee a long, smoldering future together for us Miss Wheel, or may I call you Catherine?'

"Ha!...I'd like to see the Jones' trying to beat our display this year!"

'Excuse me, could I borrow a light?'

'Guy Fawkes and trick or treat - two for the price of one for one night only - please give generously.'

'A PENNY? What the devil's THAT?'

"Poor baby! You can come out now... all that nasty banging has stopped!"

Bonfire B.B.Q. - Knives & Fawkes.

'Don't play with firework(ers).'

'A penny? What the devil's THAT?'

Fire break.