Bonfire Gifts

Bonfire of the Paperwork

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

The New Normal

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

"Oh Wow! Shooting star!"

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

Sparkler

"Love your ambiance!"

Let's make a bonfire of our troubles.

"Who wants to help me with the fireworks this year?"

"Cool bonfire app, man."

Sparklers

Bonfire

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter

"Put him back and go and make your own guy!"

Bath Bonfire

'I am prosecuting you for a breach of article 5 of the explosives act, storing black powder in a dangerous manor on unlicensed premises.'

'I was on my way to see why so many people were gathered in the park when the fireworks started...'

"...It's to celebrate winning the world cup in 1966"

"And, of course all our rockets come with a three second warranty."

'Top floor, please.'

'Get me a match! The pilot light in our competitive fire is out!'

'Isn't Daddy nice? -- He invented a night light for you!'

Tomorrow's Special: Flavored Whole Milk

"I'm thinking that I may move hell to the west coast of the United States. There's more fire there."

"Fire down."

'Guy, is that you?'

'We've created fire! We're Gods!'

"Since we're off the grid, Madge does the cooking over a bonfire."

A surprised man drives a car with his fireworks exploding.

'It's primarily a toaster, but it has a lot of secondary functions.'

'I foresee a long, smoldering future together for us Miss Wheel, or may I call you Catherine?'