Bonfire Buff Gifts

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

"What a gloriously sunny day...! I must get in the garden and burn something..."

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

Knight Golfing

Missing You.

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."

"Oh Wow! Shooting star!"

"Say! While I'm off in the Holy Land, why don't you find a little crusade of some kind that interests you?"

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

Knights of the Square Table.

Trawling for Fish.

"You fools! That's not the boiling oil, that's my beef casserole!"

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

"Never gonna give thou up -- Never gonna let thou down -- Never gonna run around and desert thouuuuuu."

'You can't recuse yourself from a war!'

Sparkler

'The wife says if I don't give up snooker, she's leaving me. . .I'm going to miss her.'

"Cool bonfire app, man."

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

"With a little luck he'll be a benevolent teenager."

'I hate to tell you this, but there was a hole in my pocket, and I lost the budget surplus.'

"This is the first time you've ever planned a moat, I'm guessing?"

"One of you go see who's at the door."

"Who wants to help me with the fireworks this year?"

Let's make a bonfire of our troubles.

"Put him back and go and make your own guy!"

Knight Vision

Sparklers

Bath Bonfire

Scheduel.

A dragon has eaten my knight, please help.