Bonfire Buff Prints

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

"What a gloriously sunny day...! I must get in the garden and burn something..."

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Knight Golfing

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

Missing You.

"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."

"Say! While I'm off in the Holy Land, why don't you find a little crusade of some kind that interests you?"

"Oh Wow! Shooting star!"

Knights of the Square Table.

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

Sparkler

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

"Never gonna give thou up -- Never gonna let thou down -- Never gonna run around and desert thouuuuuu."

"You fools! That's not the boiling oil, that's my beef casserole!"

'You can't recuse yourself from a war!'

Trawling for Fish.

'The wife says if I don't give up snooker, she's leaving me. . .I'm going to miss her.'

"With a little luck he'll be a benevolent teenager."

"This is the first time you've ever planned a moat, I'm guessing?"

'I hate to tell you this, but there was a hole in my pocket, and I lost the budget surplus.'

Let's make a bonfire of our troubles.

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

"Who wants to help me with the fireworks this year?"

"Cool bonfire app, man."

"Put him back and go and make your own guy!"

Knight Vision

'I am prosecuting you for a breach of article 5 of the explosives act, storing black powder in a dangerous manor on unlicensed premises.'

Bath Bonfire

Sparklers

A dragon has eaten my knight, please help.

Bonfire

Scheduel.