Bonfire Enthusiast Gifts

'We now accept chip & pin.'

The annual burning of the winter coats.

Penny for the Guy - Amy Winehouse.

'And everything was going great until the flaming sambucca at the Guy Fawkes party!'

101 uses of a dead cat: bonfire

Bath Bonfire

"Since we're off the grid, Madge does the cooking over a bonfire."

Blatu tries to invent the bonfire

Bonfire

"I love bonfires. Thanks to all the junk mail I get, I have one everyday."

Fire break.

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

This "fire" invention is taking more wood than we expected. The First Cost Overrun.

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

Roasting the Moneybox

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

"Oh Wow! Shooting star!"

'And then as the young rat turned around, he realized he was in the junior high, block one dissection class!'

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

They discover fire and we spend all day cooking!

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

Sparkler

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

Flash Cuisine

"Who wants to help me with the fireworks this year?"

"Cool bonfire app, man."

The man who discovered smoke

Creepy Camp Stories.

Let's make a bonfire of our troubles.

"You were right, Louis. . . I was cold before, but now it's warm and toasty."

'Is the fire included?'

'For the life of me I can't see how cooking over a fire, bathing under a spigot and sleeping on the ground can be fun!'

Marshmallow Roast