Bonfire Gatherings Gifts

Desert Island BBQ

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

The devil you know and his plus one

The prying mantis,

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

Glyndebourne

"Oh Wow! Shooting star!"

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

"You're doing fine - don't watch your feet."

Playing cards.

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

Shall I be mother?

"God help us, it's that guy."

"I rushed here from surgery. I didn't have time to get into costume."

Sparkler

'I'm sorry, he likes to let off wind after dinner.'

"That's where the tenured faculty members hang out."

"Oh, Lord! Not another wine-and-cheese party!"

'Everyone here likes a big band, right?'

"You were supposed to have invented fire!"

"Cool bonfire app, man."

Being Pampered.

"'Host' and Cheese?"

Hi, I work at the admissions office of the local university. If you could change the world in three days, what would you do?