Bonfire Gatherings Gifts

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

Desert Island BBQ

The prying mantis,

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

The devil you know and his plus one

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

Glyndebourne

Playing cards.

"Oh Wow! Shooting star!"

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

"You're doing fine - don't watch your feet."

When I said, "Let the good times roll," I didn't mean to let go of the keg.

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

'I'm sorry, he likes to let off wind after dinner.'

"I rushed here from surgery. I didn't have time to get into costume."

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

Sparkler

"God help us, it's that guy."

Shall I be mother?

"That's where the tenured faculty members hang out."

"Oh, Lord! Not another wine-and-cheese party!"

'When I first saw here I thought I'd died and gone to heaven, but not with beer at these prices!'

"Virginia Woolf meets 'Car Talk.'"

'Everyone here likes a big band, right?'

"This is it, everybody. Jack and Harriet Schroeder sing Harold Arlem."

"Cool bonfire app, man."