Bonfire Gatherer Gifts

'Yours is different than the other book clubs I've belonged to.'

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

"Oh Wow! Shooting star!"

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

Sparkler

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

"Who wants to help me with the fireworks this year?"

"Cool bonfire app, man."

Let's make a bonfire of our troubles.

The vegan hunter

Sparklers

Bath Bonfire

'I am prosecuting you for a breach of article 5 of the explosives act, storing black powder in a dangerous manor on unlicensed premises.'

Bonfire

"Put him back and go and make your own guy!"

'Look at the adorable garden gnome I bought today!!'

'Top floor, please.'

'I was on my way to see why so many people were gathered in the park when the fireworks started...'

"And, of course all our rockets come with a three second warranty."

A surprised man drives a car with his fireworks exploding.

"Since we're off the grid, Madge does the cooking over a bonfire."

'Guy, is that you?'

'I foresee a long, smoldering future together for us Miss Wheel, or may I call you Catherine?'

"Ha!...I'd like to see the Jones' trying to beat our display this year!"

'Excuse me, could I borrow a light?'

'Guy Fawkes and trick or treat - two for the price of one for one night only - please give generously.'

"What a gloriously sunny day...! I must get in the garden and burn something..."

"Poor baby! You can come out now... all that nasty banging has stopped!"

'A penny? What the devil's THAT?'

Bonfire B.B.Q. - Knives & Fawkes.

'Don't play with firework(ers).'

Colin believed in being ready for any sporting occasion