Firewood Gatherer Gifts

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

"Nice family you’ve got there. Too bad if anything were to happen to them."

'Hunting and gathering doesn't sound very interesting, so I have decided to become a consultant.'

Barbecue

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

Grocery Shopping

"When you grow up would you rather be a Hunter or Gatherer?"

"Now this is a Francis Ford Coppola. We still haven't been here quite long enough to be drinkable ourselves."

"Oh, its just a fun fur that my husband got me."

"You might call it shoplifting officer, but I prefer to think of it as foraging."

'It appears to be some sort of staff development presentation.'

'Move? Are you kidding? With the wines the guy next door collects?'

'Newton's fourth law - physicists congregate periodically in obscure European cities to have their picture taken, and then they quickly disperse.

The vegan hunter

"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."

"Back from hunting with nothing again?"

Absurd log splitting machine

"It's a great invention, but what if it leads to UTILITY BILLS?"

"OPEC tighten the screws. the Larned A. Corys are ready."

Wine Hourglass

'Sure, but I'm the one who has to SKIN it!'

Ghak was a hunter, Zhoomba was a gatherer and Fnok was a sponger.

Hey Gus, I've managed to steal some crackers and some grapes too...

"I know we want our garden to be insect-friendly, but I draw the line at sharing my cream cake with wasps."

'I'm in hunting mostly but I dabble in gathering.'

"I'm a hunter, gathering isn't in my job description."

"I didn't go to work today. I gathered firewood instead."

'We only have red wine.'

"Just dropped by to do my groceries."

"Why don't you just go to the supermarket like everybody else?"

'I couldn't find any mastodons, and besides, this is a big darn rabbit!'

"The other team won by 12 lucky goals!"