Firewood Gifts

'Cold this morning, isn't it?'

'Hmph. College kids.'

Deforestation.

Nature versus commerce.

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

Good News about winter

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

God's Subcontractors

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

We're cutting the forest in half, so I'm going to need you to make the oxygen of two trees.

Koala

Don't let the woodcutters get too close or they'll make a fuel out of you!

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

"I got ninety-nine problems, but a birch ain't one!"

"I brought cocoa."

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

This "fire" invention is taking more wood than we expected. The First Cost Overrun.

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

The New Normal

"OK Dad, I've counted and categorised all the trees in our part of the wood: Now we can start on our sustainability plan..."

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

'What do you want to be if there's any world left when we grow up?'