Firewood Mugs

'Cold this morning, isn't it?'

'Hmph. College kids.'

Deforestation.

Nature versus commerce.

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

Good News about winter

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

God's Subcontractors

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

Koala

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

"I brought cocoa."

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

"OK Dad, I've counted and categorised all the trees in our part of the wood: Now we can start on our sustainability plan..."

The New Normal

'What do you want to be if there's any world left when we grow up?'

"No coal here, either - but you never know until you look."