Wood Burning Gifts

"Yet another burning injustice."

"Keep a lookout."

Good News about winter

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

This "fire" invention is taking more wood than we expected. The First Cost Overrun.

'You said you wanted a F-A-C-E chord.'

Sparkler

"If a tree falls in the forest and hits a certain individual, would he still be able to testify?"

'I told you to not get Danny that Junior Carpenter set.'

'I'm afraid this is going to lead to regulation of my invention.'

'How much did you say we'd be saving by buying a wood-burning stove?'

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

An Early Ventriloquist Meets His Future Dummy

Loggerheads

The Lumberjack and the Yule Log

Pinochio's Computer

Sawrd Fighting

Now that we can't afford heating oil our pension check is finally good for something.

"At first I was homesick....now I'll probably be campsick for awhile!"

Bath Bonfire

Bonfire

Man cutting a tree using a axe connected to a machine

Take your Daughter to Word Day

A lumberjack leans against a giant pencil that reads "Giant Sequoia Brand No .2".

'Sunning ourselves works alright, but nothing beats a good fire to really warm you up...'

Man chops down trees to make wooden car.

"Since we're off the grid, Madge does the cooking over a bonfire."

Paranoid Woodcutter Suspicious of Trees

"It's a great invention, but what if it leads to UTILITY BILLS?"

Man talking to a tree.

Dog in front of fire, wearing slippers, reading paper, smoking pipe, with tea and bones. Owner says: 'Stay!'

Every time I get a postcard from your brother, I regret that I carved him out of driftwood.

Tree thinks about its lifecycle as a man is about to cut it down.

Absurd log splitting machine