Wood Burning Gifts

"Yet another burning injustice."

"Keep a lookout."

Good News about winter

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

'I'm afraid this is going to lead to regulation of my invention.'

"If a tree falls in the forest and hits a certain individual, would he still be able to testify?"

Sparkler

'I told you to not get Danny that Junior Carpenter set.'

'How much did you say we'd be saving by buying a wood-burning stove?'

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

An Early Ventriloquist Meets His Future Dummy

Loggerheads

The Lumberjack and the Yule Log

Pinochio's Computer

Sawrd Fighting

Bonfire

"At first I was homesick....now I'll probably be campsick for awhile!"

Now that we can't afford heating oil our pension check is finally good for something.

Bath Bonfire

Man cutting a tree using a axe connected to a machine

A lumberjack leans against a giant pencil that reads "Giant Sequoia Brand No .2".

Take your Daughter to Word Day

'Sunning ourselves works alright, but nothing beats a good fire to really warm you up...'

"Since we're off the grid, Madge does the cooking over a bonfire."

Man chops down trees to make wooden car.

Paranoid Woodcutter Suspicious of Trees

Dog in front of fire, wearing slippers, reading paper, smoking pipe, with tea and bones. Owner says: 'Stay!'

"It's a great invention, but what if it leads to UTILITY BILLS?"

Man talking to a tree.

Absurd log splitting machine

"Of course trees can walk. We're just lazy."

Tree thinks about its lifecycle as a man is about to cut it down.

8th Annual Chainsaw Carving Competition