Fire Making Gifts

Cavemen make fire, illuminated by lighted torch.

"The guy with two rocks said he'd be here to restart the fire between 10:00 and 4:00."

This "fire" invention is taking more wood than we expected. The First Cost Overrun.

'Og's so modest...he won't mention it but he was the very first to discover fire!'

"Og is our VP in charge of rubbing sticks together."

Cave cow makes grass fire.

'I'm afraid this is going to lead to regulation of my invention.'

Caveman whittles with bird

"At first I was homesick....now I'll probably be campsick for awhile!"

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

Good News about winter

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

"Smokey The Tree"

The New Normal

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

"It would be great if you could turn the smoke machine down a little during worship..."

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

"Your wheel idea was a huge hit, so what have you got for me this time?"

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

"At first I was concerned about the Earth opening up. But I was going to build a fire pit, so it actually saved me a lot of time."

The Cause of the Australian Bushfires

"Love your ambiance!"

Me cold. Need heat cave. Fire works. To make metal tools, I need to melt these rocks. Fire works. I'd like a romantic atmosphere for my date tonight. Fire works. How should we celebrate the founding of our new nation? Fireworks!

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

'Even down here we never lose our sense of humor!'

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

'It was an exciting party, especially when the firemen came to put out the fire!'

Portrait sweating above a fireplace