Burning Gifts

Bonfire of the Paperwork

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

This "fire" invention is taking more wood than we expected. The First Cost Overrun.

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

'I'm afraid this is going to lead to regulation of my invention.'

"Love your ambiance!"

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

Bath Bonfire

Bonfire

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter

"At first I was homesick....now I'll probably be campsick for awhile!"

'Get me a match! The pilot light in our competitive fire is out!'

Organic Soldering.

"I'm thinking that I may move hell to the west coast of the United States. There's more fire there."

'When it comes to our Boef flambe safety is paramount.'

"Fire down."

'It's primarily a toaster, but it has a lot of secondary functions.'

"Since we're off the grid, Madge does the cooking over a bonfire."

'We've created fire! We're Gods!'

Tomorrow's Special: Flavored Whole Milk

'Isn't Daddy nice? -- He invented a night light for you!'

"Nicole, Kyle, would you guys burn my yearbook?"

A moment with retired entomologist, Norman 'the torch' Walthrop.

Early 3D home entertainment systems.

'Fred insists on giving something up for Lent!'

Fire break.

Don't tell me not to burn the candle at both ends --- Tell me where to get more wax! (Published previously on July 22, 2010).

'I feel so proud. Dad says my cooking is just like Mum's.'

Cave cow makes grass fire.

'Og's so modest...he won't mention it but he was the very first to discover fire!'

'I feel really close to nature with the wood-burning stove.'