Fire-breathing Gifts

Remember That True Self Seminar You Sent Me To?

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

"Love your ambiance!"

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter

'Get me a match! The pilot light in our competitive fire is out!'

Puff's act had got to the stage where it was now necessary to outsource the fire breathing stuff.

"We only have the Bible."

Organic Soldering.

'Isn't Daddy nice? -- He invented a night light for you!'

'It's primarily a toaster, but it has a lot of secondary functions.'

"I'm thinking that I may move hell to the west coast of the United States. There's more fire there."

"Fire down."

"I think he stood on a nettle."

Bonfire of the Paperwork

Early 3D home entertainment systems.

"Right foot, left foot, inhale, exhale, right foot..."

The discovery of fire and comedy

'It's addicting... I watch it eight hours a day.'

"Madam - with this new 'Automatic Fire Delivery System', rubbing two sticks together will be a thing of the past...!"

History Of Fire

'Be honest, how bad is it?'

"Too bad—the kid had talent."

Courage Frosty. Courage.

'Doc, I feel completely burned out.'

'Obsolete: Any state of the art equipment you bought last year for $250,000.'

Flammabull.

"I always get these flare-ups."

'Wait until the tobacco companies hear about this!'

'I see Mr. Invention is at it again -- we'd better start holding regular fire drills.'

Some people don't know whent to quit.