Fire Rituals Gifts

The annual burning of the winter coats.

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

"Love your ambiance!"

'I'm afraid this is going to lead to regulation of my invention.'

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

Naturists feelings of joy evaporate when a slug climbs up his arse

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

'I'm so glad this bedtime story comes in audio.'

"If I ask you something, will you promise not to get mad?"

"At first I was homesick....now I'll probably be campsick for awhile!"

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter

'Shhhhh...He's preparing for the holiday season.'

'Get me a match! The pilot light in our competitive fire is out!'

"I'm thinking that I may move hell to the west coast of the United States. There's more fire there."

'Isn't Daddy nice? -- He invented a night light for you!'

'No I haven't got a light, shove off!'

"Fire down."

'It's primarily a toaster, but it has a lot of secondary functions.'

'I just joined the Freemasons and I'm afraid you're our next sacrifice..'

'Og's so modest...he won't mention it but he was the very first to discover fire!'

Cave cow makes grass fire.

"There you are, dear. . . that's you all set to watch satuday night television now!"

'After scraping my tongue, flossing my teeth, brushing my teeth, whitening my teeth and gargling, I'm hungry all over again!'

Nadal's bottles

Early 3D home entertainment systems.

Indian Face Painting

"Good Lord, this is grape juice!"

The discovery of fire and comedy