Fire-breathing Prints

Remember That True Self Seminar You Sent Me To?

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

Yoga Beginners Class. Breathe and stretch. That's Good. URGH! OOOF! "Yoga pants" should be something you wear and not something that happens because you can't catch your breath!

"Love your ambiance!"

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter

'Get me a match! The pilot light in our competitive fire is out!'

'Isn't Daddy nice? -- He invented a night light for you!'

"I'm thinking that I may move hell to the west coast of the United States. There's more fire there."

Organic Soldering.

"Fire down."

'We've created fire! We're Gods!'

"We only have the Bible."

Puff's act had got to the stage where it was now necessary to outsource the fire breathing stuff.

'It's primarily a toaster, but it has a lot of secondary functions.'

Man in hell reads a sign declaring his eternal damnation.

"I think he stood on a nettle."

Bonfire of the Paperwork

Early 3D home entertainment systems.

"Right foot, left foot, inhale, exhale, right foot..."

The discovery of fire and comedy

"Too bad—the kid had talent."

'Be honest, how bad is it?'

"Madam - with this new 'Automatic Fire Delivery System', rubbing two sticks together will be a thing of the past...!"

'It's addicting... I watch it eight hours a day.'

History Of Fire

Courage Frosty. Courage.

'Obsolete: Any state of the art equipment you bought last year for $250,000.'

'Doc, I feel completely burned out.'

"I always get these flare-ups."

Flammabull.

'I didn't invent fire, but I like to think I've perfected playing with it.'

'Wait until the tobacco companies hear about this!'

'I see Mr. Invention is at it again -- we'd better start holding regular fire drills.'