Fire Breather Fan Prints

No smoking, no open fire!

'I think it's more than a coincidence that I discover fire, and my wife discovers burnt food on the same day.'

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

'MEN! We've got a fire at the cattle shed! Do we want rare, medium or well done?'

Scarecrow jumps out of a birthday cake and then catches on fire.

'An no one heard him scream when they screwed on the pump and slowly drained all his vital fluids...'

"Before rising all the way to the executive suite, the fire had its modest start in the company mailroom."

Fire Assembly Point

'I am prosecuting you for a breach of article 5 of the explosives act, storing black powder in a dangerous manor on unlicensed premises.'

"I didn't know we were supposed to flush them!"

Donald Trump

'You know, dad...a campfire is nature's TV, but with only one channel.'

"Is the light bothering you?"

'Hey, Mr. Harris, I've got your fresh fire wood here, where do you want it?'

'We've created fire! We're Gods!'

Puff's act had got to the stage where it was now necessary to outsource the fire breathing stuff.

Hades Weather Channel. Tomorrow will continue gloomy with lots of scattered firestorms and high pressure fronts. And, as always, an infinitesimal chance of freezing over.

Organic Soldering.

Self-driving fire engine...quickly responds to an alarm.

"I think he stood on a nettle."

'Are you crazy! The nest is made of dry grass and twigs: Smoking is a massive fire harzard!'

Early 3D home entertainment systems.

"I guess the rollout of my discovery, fire, could have gone better."

Prehistoric Cigarette Lighter

"Have you tried using one of these?"

Smoking Firemen.

"I call it 'fire' -- It's for burning calories!"

Coming to a crossroads in his life, Pinnochio faced a difficult decision.

Global warming and forest fires

"Quick... STOP, DROP & ROLL!"

"Sorry ma'am. My computer says this is the wrong building."

"Og is our VP in charge of rubbing sticks together."

'You can wait.'

"Sorry. . . Houston isn't here at the moment - but if you'd like to leave a message. . ."

'Do you mind if I smoke?'