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No smoking, no open fire!

'I think it's more than a coincidence that I discover fire, and my wife discovers burnt food on the same day.'

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

'MEN! We've got a fire at the cattle shed! Do we want rare, medium or well done?'

'An no one heard him scream when they screwed on the pump and slowly drained all his vital fluids...'

"I didn't know we were supposed to flush them!"

'I am prosecuting you for a breach of article 5 of the explosives act, storing black powder in a dangerous manor on unlicensed premises.'

"Before rising all the way to the executive suite, the fire had its modest start in the company mailroom."

Fire Assembly Point

Donald Trump

"Is the light bothering you?"

'You know, dad...a campfire is nature's TV, but with only one channel.'

Organic Soldering.

'Hey, Mr. Harris, I've got your fresh fire wood here, where do you want it?'

Puff's act had got to the stage where it was now necessary to outsource the fire breathing stuff.

Self-driving fire engine...quickly responds to an alarm.

"I think he stood on a nettle."

"I guess the rollout of my discovery, fire, could have gone better."

Early 3D home entertainment systems.

'Are you crazy! The nest is made of dry grass and twigs: Smoking is a massive fire harzard!'

Prehistoric Cigarette Lighter

Smoking Firemen.

"I call it 'fire' -- It's for burning calories!"

Coming to a crossroads in his life, Pinnochio faced a difficult decision.

'You can wait.'

"Sorry. . . Houston isn't here at the moment - but if you'd like to leave a message. . ."

Global warming and forest fires

"Sorry ma'am. My computer says this is the wrong building."

"It's nice to look at, but what else is it good for."

"Og is our VP in charge of rubbing sticks together."

'Do you mind if I smoke?'