Fire Eating Fan Prints

'I usually have a beard but my last girlfriend was a fire eater with the circus, which also explains the burnt toast smell.'

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

'I think it's more than a coincidence that I discover fire, and my wife discovers burnt food on the same day.'

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

"Love your ambiance!"

'An no one heard him scream when they screwed on the pump and slowly drained all his vital fluids...'

'Here go, Thegla... It recipe you ask for.'

"Before rising all the way to the executive suite, the fire had its modest start in the company mailroom."

"I apologize, sir, but I'm having trouble finding a technician willing to come out and remove the insidious fire creature from your computer."

Fire Assembly Point

Donald Trump

'You know, dad...a campfire is nature's TV, but with only one channel.'

'Hey, Mr. Harris, I've got your fresh fire wood here, where do you want it?'

Self-driving fire engine...quickly responds to an alarm.

"I think he stood on a nettle."

Smoking Firemen.

Early 3D home entertainment systems.

"I call it 'fire' -- It's for burning calories!"

'Do you mind if I smoke?'

"Too bad—the kid had talent."

The devil makes work for idle hands...

"It's nice to look at, but what else is it good for."

"Quick... STOP, DROP & ROLL!"

"Sorry. . . Houston isn't here at the moment - but if you'd like to leave a message. . ."

Courage Frosty. Courage.

'I told you not to play with matches.'

"I warned him over eating could damage his health."

'Sure, it's a clever invention, but what if we get dependent on imported firewood?'

Wait your turn. I was here first.

"I always get these flare-ups."

Student fire fighters at a training academy screw up holding the trampoline.