Fire Eater Prints

"Too bad—the kid had talent."

'He's got a dreadful cold - everytime he sneezes he covers the place in soot'.

"I warned him over eating could damage his health."

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

"You like yours well done, right?"

Burnt or Raw?

"I believe I'll skip the appetizer. I ate the flowers."

'It's supposed to look and smell greasy.'

'Bar-B-Q lit yet?'

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

Covid-19 Caution

"Be careful — these plates are hot."

Clown uses skirting flower to prevent hot foot

Exercising in Confinement

'Some men who go through midlife crises have affairs, some buy expensive sports cars, some climb mountains...'

Organic Soldering.

Athens wildfires

'No I haven't got a light, shove off!'

Man in hell reads a sign declaring his eternal damnation.

Office of Tax Simplification. Use other door. Not an entrance. Doing my taxes is confusing! It's so stressful I eat junk food for weeks. So, the same thing happens every April ... I find myself in a bigger slacks bracket.

"I sometimes eat and drink too much. My stomach gets very upset about it."

"You may have the weight of the world on your shoulders, but that's not why you're 10 pounds heavier."

Before you brag to your buddies about how you ate the worm at the bottom of a bottle of tequila, I should tell you that you really are the larval from of the moth Hypopta Agavis, which is, of course, a far less macho thing to do. Nobody likes a bartender who went to college.

'I see Mr. Invention is at it again -- we'd better start holding regular fire drills.'

'Ms. Hanson, bring me some extra-strength comfort food.'

"If you ask me, the fire has the most potential, but it's the smoke that has people talking."

"No. I'm not on a diet. I said 'I'm eating light.'"

"I lost a client today and then the boss reemed me out and to top all that, I ran out of gas on the freeway. But all I could think about was that grilled cheese sandwich I was coming home to."

Hudibras - 11 - The burning of the rumps at Temple Bar.

'I didn't invent fire, but I like to think I've perfected playing with it.'

Artist

Sign above fire extinguisher case says, 'In Case of Fire and Brimstone Break Glass'.

'I've had a really hard day -- make it a two-trip salad bar.'

Early Hot Desking

"God, wouldn't life be dull without the fire to watch every night?"