Fire Eater Pillows

"Too bad—the kid had talent."

'He's got a dreadful cold - everytime he sneezes he covers the place in soot'.

"I warned him over eating could damage his health."

"You like yours well done, right?"

Burnt or Raw?

"I believe I'll skip the appetizer. I ate the flowers."

'It's supposed to look and smell greasy.'

'Bar-B-Q lit yet?'

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

Covid-19 Caution

"Be careful — these plates are hot."

Exercising in Confinement

Clown uses skirting flower to prevent hot foot

Athens wildfires

Organic Soldering.

'No I haven't got a light, shove off!'

"I sometimes eat and drink too much. My stomach gets very upset about it."

"You may have the weight of the world on your shoulders, but that's not why you're 10 pounds heavier."

'I see Mr. Invention is at it again -- we'd better start holding regular fire drills.'

'Ms. Hanson, bring me some extra-strength comfort food.'

"If you ask me, the fire has the most potential, but it's the smoke that has people talking."

"No. I'm not on a diet. I said 'I'm eating light.'"

"I lost a client today and then the boss reemed me out and to top all that, I ran out of gas on the freeway. But all I could think about was that grilled cheese sandwich I was coming home to."

Sign above fire extinguisher case says, 'In Case of Fire and Brimstone Break Glass'.

Hudibras - 11 - The burning of the rumps at Temple Bar.

'I've had a really hard day -- make it a two-trip salad bar.'

'I didn't invent fire, but I like to think I've perfected playing with it.'

Artist

Early Hot Desking

"God, wouldn't life be dull without the fire to watch every night?"

Hell's fan...

"I'm one of those fortunate people that can ear what they like."

Puppetry for the damned