Fire Eating Fan Pillows

'I usually have a beard but my last girlfriend was a fire eater with the circus, which also explains the burnt toast smell.'

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

'I think it's more than a coincidence that I discover fire, and my wife discovers burnt food on the same day.'

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

"Love your ambiance!"

'An no one heard him scream when they screwed on the pump and slowly drained all his vital fluids...'

'Here go, Thegla... It recipe you ask for.'

Donald Trump

"I apologize, sir, but I'm having trouble finding a technician willing to come out and remove the insidious fire creature from your computer."

"Before rising all the way to the executive suite, the fire had its modest start in the company mailroom."

If it's any consolation, you burned the bejeezus out of his finger.

Fire Assembly Point

'You know, dad...a campfire is nature's TV, but with only one channel.'

'Hey, Mr. Harris, I've got your fresh fire wood here, where do you want it?'

'We've created fire! We're Gods!'

Self-driving fire engine...quickly responds to an alarm.

"I think he stood on a nettle."

Smoking Firemen.

Early 3D home entertainment systems.

"Have you tried using one of these?"

"I call it 'fire' -- It's for burning calories!"

"Sorry. . . Houston isn't here at the moment - but if you'd like to leave a message. . ."

"It's nice to look at, but what else is it good for."

"Too bad—the kid had talent."

"Well, at least it's a dry heat."

'Do you mind if I smoke?'

"Quick... STOP, DROP & ROLL!"

The devil makes work for idle hands...

Courage Frosty. Courage.

'I told you not to play with matches.'

Wait your turn. I was here first.

"I always get these flare-ups."

Oog's Fire Shop. Would you be interested in a maintenance agreement?

"I warned him over eating could damage his health."

'Sure, it's a clever invention, but what if we get dependent on imported firewood?'