Fire Eating Pillows

'I'm going to need more housekeeping...'

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

'How can we solve this problem by eating?'

Soup of the month.

Party Animals.

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

'Not that sort of body building program!'

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"Actually, the district office is getting better results with a fresh garlic bagel."

As you like it - 'Waiter, chicken with watercress please' 'I'm sorry sir we haven't any chicken left ... but if you wish I bring you a larger portion of watercress...'

Pigeon Little

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

It turns out they don't go together so well,

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

The Main Types of Cheese

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'