Open Fire Foodie Pillows

"Lori, out here it's my kitchen!"

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

'How can we solve this problem by eating?'

Sausages.

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

Church Basement Foodie

Holiday Supplies

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

'For the first 500 calories of what we are about to receive, make us truly thankful.'

"Impressive, yes, but what exactly is a black belt in cookery?"

'We like bright, new employees who aren't afraid to take some risks. By the way... how are those clam fritters?'

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

Barbecue with man, cat and dog.

Al Dante

A man and baby wearing bibs

'It's supposed to look and smell greasy.'

Chicken soup books

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

Wordplay: Rabbit Punch.

'What's a picnic without ants?'

"Will you stop comparing me to your mum!"

"All right, we straighten this out immediately! René threw the bouillabaisse at Jacques, no? The Jam-bon en croûte was thrown by Jacques at René, correct? The truite en gelée and the fraises des bois were thrown by François at Henri, and Henri threw the mousse au chocolat at François, and . . ."

'The chef says, 'Thank your the compliment on the breast of the chicken and he would like to compliment you on the breast of YOUR chicken'.'

'I lost the grocery list you gave me. So I brought home a few weeks supply of pizza.'

'Just like when YOU cook or mom cooks???'

"So here we are...the great outdoors!"

"There are kids in this world who would love to have a working dinner with their parents."

Food Cooked. Nerves raw.

'We are not responsible for any coats that might fit a member of staff.'

Cannibal: 'FOOOOD FIGHT!

Hells Snack Shack.

"Philippe, dice the potatoes."