Fireside Foodie Pillows

Canadian Camping

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

"Where do we put Desserts?"

Night of the Latkes

Sausages.

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

"Lori, out here it's my kitchen!"

Panettone

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

'But, Mom. Think of all the leftovers he can thankfully eliminate.'

Holiday Supplies

"Anything but milk and cookies."

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

"Call me selfish if you want, but I have no issue with spoiling the farmer's Christmas lunch: I'm out of here..."

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

'We can always cook it one half at a time.'

Christmas Drinks 'n' Nibbles System

'Bye dear! I'll have another nice reindeer steak ready for you when you get back.'

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

Barbecue with man, cat and dog.

'One of my relatives is coming to Thanksgiving dinner...and one of yours.'

'It's a good source of calcium and contains plenty of flabonoids.'

'That'll be all the mince pies and sherry!'

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

Hot food cafe open every day except Christmas Day.

Happy St Pancakes Day

"The spare sack? After a million warm beers and pieces of fruit cake...you'd have a spare sack too!"

"The holiday roast has yams, petters, carrots, pumpkin, parsnips, and tomato. What shall we call it?"

"Honey, I love celebrating Christmas! I love all the food, the sweets, the Christmas tree and the presents, but our bank account hates Christmas!"