Outdoor Foodie Pillows

Gullible: those who believe they can have a picnic at the beach.

S'mole.

'What's a picnic without ants?'

'No, don't tell me. . . open the beans.'

Time for a barbeque!

Barbecue with man, cat and dog.

Holiday Supplies

"Some things in life you can never mention...like how mom's better at grilling than dad."

"He likes his bones smoked."

I brought food!

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

Sausages.

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

Ode to a Grill

"You like yours well done, right?"

"He won't stop and ask for directions when he COOKS, either."

'Dear, you can't blame this on global warming...you overcooked the fish.'

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

'The TZ90C with triple boosted propane burners and a titanium mesh grill with carbon fibre casings is the only way to guarantee that genuine back to nature outdoor flavour.'

"Can we set the flame to a medium high?"

'Your wife wants to know if she should get a new propane tank for the barbecue.'

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

'Do you want us to wait till the meat is completely burned or can we call the pizza service right now?'

"Gerald converted the barbecue grill to natural gas."

I love the way barbecues take you back to nature.

Fish flipping flapjack in pan. Title: 'Ed was glad he'd caught a panfish.'

"We get all our meat from a man dressed like a butcher."

What if they held a chili cookoff, & nobody came!

"At first I was concerned about the Earth opening up. But I was going to build a fire pit, so it actually saved me a lot of time."

"Who like 'em well done?"