Outdoor Eating Pillows

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

'Percy comes on all our picnics. Saves bringing a hamper!'

"Let me assure you, war's not a picnic."

"How can you be out of wings?"

"Stephen and I are today's special."

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

'Your French dip, sir.'

The Fourth Little Pig

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

Fast food. Even faster food

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

Burger Queen: The Patriarchy is Dead.

"I really miss being in a committed relationship, Randy." "Which part do you miss most?" "Having someone disagree with you over what you're going to eat, or over what TV shows you're going to watch? Or do you miss having to account for how you spend your time? Or having to explain why you bought yourself something awesome without first getting permission?" "Mostly I miss the back rubs. They don't ask you to wash the dishes first at massage parlors."

Picking pastries.

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."