Fireside Foodie Gifts

Canadian Camping

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

"Where do we put Desserts?"

Night of the Latkes

Sausages.

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

'But, Mom. Think of all the leftovers he can thankfully eliminate.'

Panettone

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

Holiday Supplies

"Lori, out here it's my kitchen!"

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

"Anything but milk and cookies."

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

Barbecue with man, cat and dog.

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

Twas the week before Christmas and all thru the house

Christmas Drinks 'n' Nibbles System

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

'We can always cook it one half at a time.'

'Bye dear! I'll have another nice reindeer steak ready for you when you get back.'

"Call me selfish if you want, but I have no issue with spoiling the farmer's Christmas lunch: I'm out of here..."

'It's a good source of calcium and contains plenty of flabonoids.'

'One of my relatives is coming to Thanksgiving dinner...and one of yours.'

"The spare sack? After a million warm beers and pieces of fruit cake...you'd have a spare sack too!"

Happy St Pancakes Day

"The holiday roast has yams, petters, carrots, pumpkin, parsnips, and tomato. What shall we call it?"

Hot food cafe open every day except Christmas Day.

"Honey, I love celebrating Christmas! I love all the food, the sweets, the Christmas tree and the presents, but our bank account hates Christmas!"

With all that Christmas baking left, that's a bad thing...(egg prices soar).

'That'll be all the mince pies and sherry!'