Foodie With A Fire Pillows

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

"How can you be out of wings?"

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

hard-boiled egg...

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

'The Burrito King.'

Banana Split Personality

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

The Main Types of Cheese

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"You got maybe one that smells like cheese blintzes frying?"

'For a small extra charge, we can provide a specially-formulated digestive enzyme.'

"My diet plan for you is if it tastes good, spit it out."

'I can't finish -- may I have a peasant-bag?'

"We have; pulled pork, enticed chicken, persuaded lamb, bullied beef, cajoled Turkey..."

"Lori, out here it's my kitchen!"

Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

Diner

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

'Someone's been tampering with this chicken. It tastes like chicken.'

Beef stew 50c. (In a bowl - $1.75)

'What do you do with the thumbs?'

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

"He's fond of garlic, so his bark is much worse than his bite."

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

'Would you care for some fresh pepper? Well too bad, because all we have is these dried up old peppercorns.'

'As you're pregnant, I suppose you are eating for two? Or don't you want to cut down that much?'

Only 1 calorie per serving: One million servings per can.

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