Fire Worshipper Pillows

Church for sports worshipers.

Sunbathing in Autumn

Pyramid catflap...

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

"Communion at the contemporary service is scones and coffee."

'It's a statue of St. Francis of Assisi. I had it specially made for my hospital.'

'But, apart from the pews, the sermon, the hymns, the coffee and, 'all that praying', you'd come again?'

"No thank you - The people who live here, worship me. . !!"

"And the Lord he sayeth 'doest thou thinkest I knoweth not who sniggereth at the back there?'"

"We're testing a new virtual reality praise & worship system for the satellite campus."

"He's so happy it's finally sunny and warm, he's been standing out here like that for hours."

Ohm sweet Ohm

'What did you say? 'The light is nothing but an ordinary streetlamp'? Oh no! My own son is an atheist??!'

'Did you know that your birthmark links to a cult group that worships cats?'

'Amen will do ... You don't need to do the wave.'

Organic Soldering.

Church Sign Asks If You Are Prepared for Digital Conversion.

"Finished feeding the 5000. What do you want to do with the left over fish?"

"Snowman 1 to snowman 3... UPS delivery complete... FedEx approaching fast... Amazon not in sight... Over!"

Cat is Ruler of the House.

The Alter of Football

Hudibras - 11 - The burning of the rumps at Temple Bar.

'Please make it rain on the garden but not the lawn.'

'I didn't invent fire, but I like to think I've perfected playing with it.'

"Rain, Your Holiness—may I suggest the plastic papal vestments?"

Man says: 'Either that cat goes or I go.'

The annual burning of the winter coats.

'This is my late husband Fred, my son James, and of course, Fifi...'

"You're better off without. I'm SCHVITZING!"

"Wanna sign it? It's a get well card for that vole we chased last week."

Cats invented yoga