Fire Ritual Lover Pillows

The annual burning of the winter coats.

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

Good News about winter

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

Candle Portraits.

"I'm having my entrails read."

'The Torch Holder'.

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

'You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake!'

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

R.C.I.A.

'Rubbing sticks together was a great idea. After 40 minutes, I'm so warm I don't need a fire!'

"Lately, I can't even burn the candle at one end."

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

'A Connoisseur Examining a Cooper'- George III Inspecting Engraving of Oliver Cromwell

Sparklers

Candles on Drum

"We'd better get over there. The morning coffee scrum has already started."

"If you're going out, pick up some candles."

'Sunning ourselves works alright, but nothing beats a good fire to really warm you up...'

A drum covered in candles

The Nargleys perform their post-holiday ritual of trying to blow all the needles off the tree in one breath,

'That burning sensation is just a nasty case of hemorrhoidal flare-up.'

"You choose now to suddenly become romantic?"

"This computer uses artificial intelligence to think like a human being...so it needs coffee in the morning to get it going!"

'Last guy up blow out the candles.'

The Invention of the Tea Light

Organic Soldering.

In the bleak midwinter

Man in hell reads a sign declaring his eternal damnation.

Though it has never been proven, no one has ever denied that Abraham Lincoln had heat vision. Hmmm....

"I don't know about you, but I'm attracted to both of them."

"Oh boy... My 39th Birthday... Yippee."

"Our son is off at college, so as a reminder of him, I keep a dirty sock-scented candle burning in his room."

"I'm thinking about a complete makeover. An extra wick or two and a scent infusion."